Have no fear of perfection.

I think this is the ugliest pumpkin I've ever seen.

[spello-taped in]

( [Private to self] )

( [Written in Untranslatable French] )

Why, yes, Ravenclaws are all dirty sluts hiding in the library! I'm glad to finally get this off my chest. I'm happy you lot figured it out so quickly after it was revealed that I like to suck Thestral cock. Big giveaway, after all. Summerby is the most depraved of all, did you know?

In other news, I'm in Defense with the Hufflepuffs and I'm bored out of my skull. Didn't we learn about the theory behind the different uses of a Patronus last year? Someone help me stir up some excitement.

[written very sloppily, as if the quill has been grasped between two hooves, rather than fingers. Which is, in fact, the case.]

N E 1 hav an X tra dictaquill I cn brrw?

Thanks for that, Sam. Now, who exactly do I have to thank for this?

[private to Rowan]

So. I hear you got in another fight.

You blow thestrals in the dungeon.

What the hell who says that? No, seriously, that's the worst insult I've ever heard.

Really, boys, I'm flattered, but it's a little bit of a one-man show these days. Still, feel free to stare longingly, and remember, patience is a virtue! One never knows what the future might bring.

That penis was really stellar work, very artful. Just think, no one actually knew that this was all going to be visible, so presumably a good chunk of that is true. Got something you want to share with the class, Flint?

( Hexed Private to Rowan Montague )

( Hexed Private to Albus Potter )

I HATE THIS OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING ROOM.

Fucking Gulch still won't let me leave the hospital room. I'M FINE. In case you didn't notice, I didn't even fall off my broom. Just because I flew the wrong direction for a minute-!

And now she's not letting me go to Durmstrang at all. AND, I can't practice all week. This blows.

Is anyone else having trouble getting into their dorm rooms? The door seems to be locked but I can’t get it undone.

( [Written in untranslatable French] )

Dated forward to 3:30 because I won't be around to post later!

Je suis ecr I wrote a letter to ma cousi my cousin about an hour ago and sent it off to Beauxbatons, and now I can't seem to stop thinking in French. I got half of mes devoirs de my Divination homework finished before I realized I'd done the whole thing in French, and now I'll have to start over.

And I didn't want to do it in the first place.

On the bright side, Quidditch practice is demain tomorrow! If anyone wants to practice ball-handling skills with me before that, let me know- I want to make sure we slaughter Gryffindor at the next match.

Good match, all. If the rest of the season is like this, it's going to be a hard fight for the cup.

[Private to Rowan Montague]
Were you serious when you offered to lend me the five galleons I owe Flint? It seems as though I need it after all.

NEWT level classes are rather nice, I've decided, I was in Potions today and no one blew anything up or spilled or ruined their cauldron. I enjoy having competent people around me. And, tomorrow is Transfigurations and Quidditch all in the same day, Thursdays may be my new favorite.

[Hexed private to friends and family]*
In the event Hufflepuff loses the upcoming Quidditch match, can someone front me five galleons?

*If you think this could maybe possibly refer to your character, then it does.

( Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings )